Jingle Bells Remix- Oh Heck No

Christmas Carol Remix

Jingle Bells (Oh Heck No.)

Driving through the mud in my new Mercedes,

Over the fields we go,

Listening to LMFAO.

Honking our horns,

While making kids cry.

What fun it is to laugh and sing,

A sleepless song tonight.

Oh heck no, we won’t go,

Handcuffed all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.

Oh heck no, we won’t go,

Handcuffed all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.

A couple days ago,

I’d thought I’d take a ride,

On my Daddy’s fat bride.

My daddy was seated by my side,

The donkey was fat and stubby,

I decided to get married and call him my hubby,

We got in a lot fights,

And then we got divorced,

And took all his money.

Oh heck no, we won’t go,

Handcuffed all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.

Oh heck no, we won’t go,

Handcuffed all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.

Merry Christmas to all illegal people!

Christmas Story: In a Snowflakes Point of View

One day, the weather changed violently. I did as I commanded, I jumped out of the cold, fluffy clouds and started my journey down to earth. I fluttered down, turning and twirling. Being swept around by the wind. My extraordinary lines sparkle in the light. This is my first trip to Earth, and it's a long jorney. I see my brothers and sisters flutter around me, I kindly waved to them.

I finally saw the end of my line. The ground was coming fast, too fast. Alot of my family members have already hit the ground, then I hit it. It wasen't hard, and it wasen't soft. I hit in Canada, in a huge snowbank that the snow plowes made to clear the roads. So I guess this is my end of my life. Bye world!

Utterly Impossible <---My Memoirs Ch.1

As I run my fingers threw my hair, thinking about what I just done, sweat forming on my brow, as they call out my name on the loud speakers, technically booming in my ears, making them ring. My teacher gave me a tight smile and a evil eye then nodding towards door. I jolted my chair back, making it crash to the ground, breaking the silence in the classroom. Everyone looked at me, and I blushed a tad. Then I quickly walked out of the room, running my hands down my pants so my hands wouldn't be so sweaty. I walked into the office and the teacher gives me a stern look and nods towards a chair, I nodded and sat down, looking very worried and nervous. I had questions swarming in my head. What will happen? Will I get into alot of trouble? How bad can this get? Well I guess I'll have to face the music sooner or later. It's going to be sooner because Mr. Dean, the principal just called me into his office. Oh no.

Ok so, it wasen't so bad. Actually it wasen't even about what I did! It was about this fight between these two boys. Both of them are my best guy buds. I don't really know what happened, but the Admins thought they'd question me since I'm such good friends with them! I sighed in relief and shuffled out of the room. I don't really want to go back to class, I don't exactly care what people think about me. So I just walk to my locker, grab my things and just walk right out of the school's front doors. No one stopped me,  I pulled my hood over my head and jogged off of the school grounds.

I didn't want to go back home, so I didn't, my parents are both working so there isn't exactly anything to do there. I didn't know where to exactly go at all. So I just decided to walk around, I pulled out my I-pod and cell phone, turned up the music and checked my text messages. Nothing in my inbox so I put it back in my bag. I nodded my head slightly to the beat. I didn't hear anything, just my dubstep music. All I remember was a dark hand covering my whole face and snatching me up.

To be continued. :)