Christmas Carol Remix
Jingle Bells (Oh Heck No.)
Driving through the mud in my new Mercedes,
Over the fields we go,
Listening to LMFAO.
Honking our horns,
While making kids cry.
What fun it is to laugh and sing,
A sleepless song tonight.
Oh heck no, we won’t go,
Handcuffed all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.
Oh heck no, we won’t go,
Handcuffed all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.
A couple days ago,
I’d thought I’d take a ride,
On my Daddy’s fat bride.
My daddy was seated by my side,
The donkey was fat and stubby,
I decided to get married and call him my hubby,
We got in a lot fights,
And then we got divorced,
And took all his money.
Oh heck no, we won’t go,
Handcuffed all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.
Oh heck no, we won’t go,
Handcuffed all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop car oh hey hey.
Merry Christmas to all illegal people!
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